THE DESCRIPTION:
“Do Not Press The Red Button” is a red button that reacts with a series of written responses when you tap it.
THE GOOD:
Pressing the button for silly, provocative responses can be mildly entertaining. If you’re in the mood to fidget, this is as good a way to do it as any. You can tap tippity tap to your heart’s content. Entertainment value is directly proportional to the amount of caffeine you have consumed in that day.
THE BAD:
There is no objective here beyond pressing the button continuously, until it runs out of responses and starts again. The app is pretty useless, especially after you run the loop once. It takes a funny little joke and beats it into the ground, and you’ll keep on using it well past the point when you become aware that it’s wasting your time. To add insult to injury, there are ads on the bottom.
THE BOTTOM LINE:
You’ll probably download this app out of curiosity, given the title. Don’t bother; it’s a waste of time without any real satisfaction or objective. If you install it, you won’t open it more than once. “Bubblewrap” or “Push The Button” might hold your attention a little longer.
